RACISM, MY ASS.

WHAT WITH THE RISING DRUMBEAT OF RESISTANCE TO THE CRACK-BRAINED PLANS OF THE DEMONRATZ TO TAKE OVER THE COUNTRY, We here at the Alexandria Daily Poop knew that it would only be a matter of time before the Ubamanistas started playing the "race card". Oh, they have been bluffing it all along, but the VERY successful Washington demonstration has panicked them and they are putting it squarely on the table. But the card is dog-eared, worn and old. It is a tired old trick; but the Ratz are masters at using it.

THE TACK THIS TIME IS THAT IF YOU ARE CRITICAL OF "PRESIDENT" OBAMA YOU ARE THEREBY PROVEN TO BE A RACIST BECAUSE YOU SUPPOSSEDLY WANT THE "FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT" TO FAIL IN HIS ATTEMPT TO IMPOSE SOCIALISM. This is ridiculous on its face but consider how this announcement was handled today on CNN:

FIRST, a poster carried by a very few people at a very few of the tea parties was shown. This poster was then described as depicting Obama "dressed as a witch doctor", which we must say did look like the 1930s movie depictions of Congo shamen. But really. To show, oh say, Maxine Waters dressed like that might be vicious. But face it folks. Obama looks like famous white dumbass Barney Fife. Would Barney Fife dressed as a witch doctor be racist?? NO. Nevertheless the media whores made great beating of the breast over this "shameful" portrait.
NEXT, "man in the street" interviews were shown and the "man in the street" was in every case a poor, semi-educated black person who spoke in ghetto grammar as follows (We here depict phonetically what was said. We are not making fun, we are reporting): "AH tinks dis is very disrespec'full ob de office od be pesiden'". We have often wondered why, when playing the "race card" the media looks high and low to find and present black folks who conform to the most cartoonish stereotypes of racist haters, and then presents them as serious people. This is, for lack of a better comparison, as if Jethro Bodine as "Director Beef Jerky" were to present a serious PSA protesting censorship of the movies.
THE ICING ON THE CAKE IN CNN'S COVERAGE came when a minor "Tea Party" organizer was called out on calling Obama the "Racist in Chief". He was confronted by ET looking whatsisname Gergen and unmasked "V" alien looking James Carville, who mocked, scolded and badgered him to scorn. Never mind Obama's many slurs against white folk or his long allaiance with a racist "pastor" in a White-hating "GOD DAMN AMERICA" church.

No, if you oppose Obama there is really only ONE REASON: YOU ARE A RACIST.


BULLSHIT!

WE WILL HERE STATE OUR QUALIFICATIONS TO SPEAK SO BLUNTLY. We were born the son of a 1/4 Cherokee who grew up under the stigma of being the "son of a half-breed". In fact, for the rest of this post we are going to drop the cheeky editorial "WE". I am now speaking as an individual. My family name is NOT "NORMAN" due to ancestry (except maybe very indirectly). What happened as far as I have been able to gather from accounts is that my great-grandmother when she was about 15 and living on the Oklahoma end of the Trail Of Tears fell for a (god I hope he was) handsome young American calvalry officer. And as the old Negro song went, when she wore her apron low he stayed around her door. But then she got pregnant. Well, maybe he did get transferred involuntarily or maybe he just decided that she was not so attractive "when she wore her apron high" and scarce saw him passing by. Thus my grandfather was a bastard, and yall shut the hell up.
Well, Great-Grandmom decided to give her son a name tha might at least give him some respect, so she chose to name him after the White settlement of Norman, OK.
A few wars and a depresssion later, my great-grandmother's grandson met a young girl who was the product of the Irish Baileys and the German Mungels. In January of 1953, I ;popped out of this centuries-old maelstrom. And now I find myself bandied about in a discussion ot the role of race in America????? My Dad flew 26 missions in WWII in a B-24 Liberator, including the deadly Ploesti raid. Wanna know what I think of the whole race bullshit?? I am one-eighth Cherokee, the son of a quarter-bleed who was the son of a half-breed and who lived under a stigma. Oh yes and by the way, there was a regiment of Black soldiers back when who helped pput my ancestors "in their place"

THEY WERE CALLED THE "BUFFALO SOLDIERS" AND THEY HELPED STEAL THIS LAND FROM 1/8 OF MY ANCESTORS. But it's all good, "cause you gave it to the other 7/8ths,,

AND NOW WE WILL RE-ASSUME THE EDITORIAL "WE". And we surmise from all the foregoing that perfect justice would leave everyone starving to death. If you wish to implement and enforce "perfect Justice" well, all we can say is beware. Racism my ass.

OBAMA IS AN INSIDIOUS, PERFIDIOUS LYING SACK OF CRAP

ON TUESDAY, THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL HERE IN ALEXANDRIA, "President" Barack Hussein Obama travelled to Wakefield High School in Arlington County to deliver an "inspirational message" to the Nation's schoolkids. What he appeared to say was that the kids should learn to be responsible and study hard and in fine all the usual stuff that kids need to hear every day from their PARENTS, and for the most part do. It was just the standard lecture in the den, or so it seemed.

BUT IF ONE LISTENED CLOSELY the true meaning of Obama's message became clear. It is obvious that Obama did not mean that students should "take responsibility" for themselves. After all, his proposals - especially health care - show clearly that he believes that none of us are capable of being responsible for ouselves and we all need his help. No, what Obama meant was that the students should prepare themselves for the responsibility of serving the Government!! Quite a difference. There is an old National Socialist propaganda film outlining these kinds of ressponsibilities, and it ends with an entire family gathering outside their picket fence - Mother, Father, Daughter, and Son (dressed of course in his Hitler Jugend uniform) and giving the fascist salute to a passing parade. The voice-over says(translated): "Do your best part for the Nation and then you will be part of the best Nation!"

THAT was the entire gist of Obama's back-to-school speech. The original plan was to have teachers nationwide follow it up with an essay assignment to write about "How can I help President Obama?" That, however, drew howls of protest and was dropped in hopes it would be forgotten. But it will not be.

THEN LAST NIGHT JUST ABOUT 24 HOURS BEFORE THESE WORDS WERE WRITTEN, "President" Obama made a speech about "his" health care plan. A Congressman, One Joe Wilson (R-La) yelled out "YOU LIE!!!" For this he (Wilson) is being roundly criticized by - of course - DemonRatz. We also have some criticism for Wilson; namely that he did not yell "LIAR" loudly enough nor often enough. The entire speech was one big lie.

FIRST AND FOREMOST OBAMA DOES NOT EVEN HAVE A PLAN. He is shilling for two bills, one in each House of Congress, neither of which he has either written or read. To call these two bills "my plan" when he wrote not a word of either is a lie. He is just a salesman and he is - as he did during the campaign last fall- selling a bill of goods. We are not buying any, and neither should you.

We were pleased to learn that a few members of Congress read this collection of our rantings, and so we would like to say to you in particular that is you wish to keep your jobs in November of next year, then you MUST bury this abysmal "reform" bill AND the equally insidious "Cap and trade" nonsense. One thing informs us in our writings better than most polls and that is the fact that; as we operate a taxicab for a living we get people from all over the country and from all walks of life. There is a growing perception in the USA that the Obamanista Demon-Ratz are not "creeping Socialism" but rather "creeping fascism"; and many fear that Obama's goal is to have fascism break into a dead run. If YOU don't stop it, then I guarantee you We the People will replace you in about 14 months with people who will. You have been warned.

EDWARD MOORE KENNEDY

AT LONG LAST the Senate of the United States of America is rid of a politician who was an immense threat to the Republic. Senator Edward M. Kennedy died - finally - of brain cancer the other day (we don't care to mark the date).

Although we do indeed sympathize with the immediate family - we have ourselves sustained loss of loved ones recently - Senator Kennedy was, to put it mildly, a detriment to our Constitutional Republic. It is tragic that it took death to dislodge him from the Senate, but it was necessary and America has been thereby blessed.

We are sure that there are those of you who will cry boo-hoo and deride us, citing Kennedy's "pristine intentions" and "dedication to the little guy". Well the intentions were quite noble and so were the goals, but Ted Kennedy proposed (and too often suceeded in) using the force of government to force everyone to give as much as Ted deemed needful to whatever cause he deemed deserving, whether those so robbed agreed or not. Ted was exactly the type of moneyed "rich man" he derided and insisted on taxing to death in the name of the poor; yet he held onto his own riches quite closely.

Ted Kennedy would give a needy man the shirt off our back.

There are many commentators who remark about their fantasies of punishments God will now inflict on Kennedy. For our part we believe that God alone has the authority to judge eternally. We and all of us have ample reason to believe thusly, lest it be us standing before Him. So we shall not speculate here on the present state of Ted Kennedy's soul; and in fact we hope he is safe in the arms of the Lord. Those who wish eternal torment in Hell upon someone, no matter how evil, do so because they do not know what exactly that entails. If anyone were able to experience a sample of it, they would never again say, "go to Hell" to another human being ever again. To those who feel this way we reccommend they look into every instance where God has shown Himself to man in the Bible. The very realization of the viewer's own unworthiness would prove fatal. The best among us has no more standing on his own merits with God than the worst among us; and we all are infected with the same eternally fatal disease. Without forgiveness from God, Mother Teresa and Adolf Hitler would share one fate. It is not here we write of Ted Kennedy's final judgment.

HOWEVER we DO judge Ted Kennedy's effect and influence on this Republic. Long story short: Ted Kennedy is dead. May God continue to bless these United States.